Conference conundrum

Bosses want me at a conference at the Park Lane Hilton next Thursday. Global thing, lots of business floating around. They also, not unexpectedly, want me in a suit, which is fine, and want me to take out the lip piercing, which is not.

This has precipitated a frantic dash to Camden at the weekend to try and pick up the smallest, most discrete labrette I can find. Anyone want to come?